"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 01/17/2019 at 23:13 • Filed to: Whimsy

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With the United States of America about to descent completely into anarchy, what’s the best strategy for saving the Good Cars? Via Canada? Mexico? Airlift?

P.S. Never forget, never forgive

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden 01/17/2019 at 23:17

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With the United States of America about to descent completely into anarchy...

PS9 > For Sweden 01/17/2019 at 23:17

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If the US really does collapse, it's gonna be fallout 76 up in this bitch, so you better worry about finding a working car and a source of gasoline at all, never mind how nice it is. 

Ssfancyfresh > For Sweden 01/17/2019 at 23:18

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Concerned about good cars...

...shows Mustang II burning.

I have a confused

For Sweden > Ssfancyfresh 01/17/2019 at 23:19

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They’re good cars French

For Sweden > PS9 01/17/2019 at 23:19

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Does my history of posting PRT GIFs help or hurt my chances at survival?

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/prt

Brett Smith > PS9 01/17/2019 at 23:20

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Can’t it be this dystopian ‘76? Seems more appropriate for Oppo?

pip bip - choose Corrour > For Sweden 01/17/2019 at 23:22

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Bu rn them where they are for shits and giggles

wafflesnfalafel > For Sweden 01/17/2019 at 23:30

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I just bought the last remaining 27 lb C ostco mac’n’cheese buckets and am holed up in my basement.  

For Sweden > wafflesnfalafel 01/17/2019 at 23:33

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I bet that mac and cheese is surprisingly tasty

fintail > For Sweden 01/17/2019 at 23:41

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Waiting for WA and OR to have a Westexit and unite with BC, then we can have the Klondike of solid preserved old cars.

For Sweden > fintail 01/17/2019 at 23:56

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Right until the Russian-speaking minority in Cascadia needs protecting

fintail > For Sweden 01/18/2019 at 00:03

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Many of them are Ukrainians, they’d have our back.  And the rest escaped Putinland, they’ll be fine.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > For Sweden 01/18/2019 at 00:06

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Sure. Feel free to send them north. I will keep them beneath a thick sun-reflecting impact- attenuating protective blanket during the winter months.

AestheticsInMotion > fintail 01/18/2019 at 00:16

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So we’d get access to 1 5 year-old imports, free h ealthcare, and timbits? I like this plan

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > fintail 01/18/2019 at 00:19

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I'd join the Cascadian separatist army

someassemblyrequired > For Sweden 01/18/2019 at 00:24

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Appears to be a normal container ship, but is actually capable of hauling 1300 cars...

Future Heap Owner > PS9 01/18/2019 at 00:51

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Nothing beats bicycles for post-apocalyptic transport. Cars will be nice for the first few weeks, when you can still find/siphon g as. Then they’ll be useless.

Future Heap Owner > For Sweden 01/18/2019 at 00:52

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A future classic in every barn! For our grandchildren to rediscover

NKato > For Sweden 01/18/2019 at 01:19

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Made plans to work overtime on Saturdays in February. Going to also ask the local Ford Dealership what components I'd need to replace in the theoretical event of an EMP and obtain those parts, get them programmed, and then chuck them into a Faraday box so they don't get roasted.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > For Sweden 01/18/2019 at 02:32

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Nothing. If you can't afford to run them then they won't wear out. Then when China's One Belt One Road reaches America... you'll be fine.

Maxima Speed > For Sweden 01/18/2019 at 08:35

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Ummm what?

fintail > AestheticsInMotion 01/18/2019 at 09:23

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Yep, we’d have single payer and more ice rinks, too.

We’ve already got the insane real estate market in large part driven by offshore-based capital parking/hiding and money laundering, so we’re already partly there.

fintail > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/18/2019 at 09:24

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Me too.

Seriously, the idea isn’t without merit.  WA has much more in common with BC than points in the distant east.

Stef Schrader > AestheticsInMotion 01/20/2019 at 14:25

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Did somebody say Timbits? Can you please take the wider Austin- San Marcos Corridor of Fun with you?

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 01/20/2019 at 14:28

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I mean, I keep going back to the idea of quitting everything and opening a taco stand at the Nürburgring. It’s the one thing I couldn’t find there: solid tacos. That’s a hole in the culinary market that I could fill for lap cash, for sure.

AestheticsInMotion > Stef Schrader 01/20/2019 at 15:02

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My ge o-cultural knowledge of Texas is a bit lacking, but assuming this swath of land brings solid BBQ skills along with it... You have yourself a deal.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 01/20/2019 at 15:42

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German food stands are the wurst

Stef Schrader > AestheticsInMotion 01/20/2019 at 16:04

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There’s some okay spots here.